Friday, September 03, 2010 21:26

Dracula: Prince of Darkness

September 2nd, 2010

Despite being nearly 50 years old, this film still manages to exude the delicious aroma of dread and foreboding, with more dead bodies popping up than your most modern teen slasher.  The documentary, flashback style opener sets the scene of what we can expect.  Then we dive straight in to the subtle atmosphere of something coming

Straight to the local pub we go, which is almost identical to that of the one in American Werewolf in London.  And the warnings are to same too.  Silly, superstitious, village folk are told to pull themselves together after putting the wind up the posh visitors.  The local minister even warns them to stay away from “the castle” if they really must go walking alone.  

Anyway, the posh holidaymakers ignore all the warnings and set off.  But after being abandoned by their frightened horseman, they are forced to continue on foot and are led to the castle and ultimately, their doom.  It seems someone has been expecting them!

Even though the blood gushes out of their necks like ketchup out of a bottle you can still appreciate the grizzly scene.  Although the silence manages to be deafening and palpable, the music is almost hypnotic.  So not only are the protagonists put under a trance but the viewer gets to experience the helplessness of being under the Count’s spell, just as he shields his victim’s modesty with his cloak, right before sinking his teeth in to their young nubile flesh.  Awesome.

This film can be found in the Ultimate Hammer Collection boxed set.

Scare Sarah

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The Nanny

August 24th, 2010

At the start of this film I could’ve been fooled in to thinking I was watching a rather odd version of Mary Poppins.  One with Bette Davis happily meandering through a children’s playground.  She arrives just in time to hear James Villiers’ character telling Wendy Craig to pull herself together and put some make up on!  Not many film intros get better than that.

Nanny looks after a vile little boy called Joey who has just been release from a hospital for disturbed children, where he was sent after the mysterious death of his sister.  Joey seems to have to take a dislike to middle aged women.  Personally I don’t see what is wrong with pretending to be dead for a joke but these poor women obviously do.  Fair enough.  Joey also manages to manipulate his already emotionally fragile mother.  It is then we realise Nanny is there to look after her and not little Joey.  Only trouble is, her idea of looking after someone isn’t what Mary Poppins would recommend.

Bette Davis does an amazingly effortless job of freaking me out with her sing-song voice.  The more normal she tries to make Nanny, the more frightening she becomes.  The script is priceless, “I suppose you think it’s clever to poison your mummy?” and “suppose you die in the night?”

Beautifully produced with magical timing, not a beat out of place.  The black and white finish has a modern before it’s time feel.  Surprisingly, yet another overlooked Hammer production.  This suspenseful story of tragedy and trust (or mistrust) is a film that will play on my mind for some time to come.

You can find The Nanny in the Ultimate Hammer Collection boxed set.

Scare Sarah

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Fear In The Night

August 14th, 2010

Another product from the Hammer studios that deserves far more views than I think it ever got. Shocking scenes of comeuppance and swearing abound, perhaps it was a little too dark for the usual crowd.  This little slow burner has a film noir, stylish crime thriller feel about it.

Gentle Peggy is recovering from a nervous breakdown.  Between her visits to a therapist she meets a teacher called Bob.  They marry and intend to move from London and live in the grounds of the boy’s school where Bob teaches in the country.

As with all Hammer films of this type, life for our girl is hunky dory.  A little too good though.  She is just getting her bags packed for her new life when she is attacked by a mysterious one armed man who slips in through the bathroom window.  In the struggle his prosthetic arm falls to the floor as she faints from the shock next to it.  Upon waking, all evidence of the attack has disappeared, casting serious doubt over her sanity.

Off to the country they go anyway.  Her new husband obviously not fussed that she could still be a crazy as he thinks he has landed on his feet.  At the school Peter Cushing is introduced as Michael the Headmaster.  While showing Peggy around he insists her hair would look prettier if she removed the scarf from it, which he helpfully does for her.  While her back is turned we see Michael having to force his gloved fingers to move, and in doing so tugs at her hair.  Such an uncomfortable scene; you can feel the awkward unpleasantness of an older man being over-familiar with a young girl.  Joan Collins’ flirty character, Molly,  drops several sexual innuendos towards Peggy, which makes for a highly entertaining sub-plot.

With what we know of Peggy’s history, it is difficult to tell who is right and who is wrong, who to trust.  This film is a perfect study of what people are capable of doing to keep the status quo.  Is confessing all or hammering your point home really going to get you what you want?  Or is biding your time and minipulating those around you a better plan?  Well I know which option I’d go for.

This film is available in the Hammer Horror Collection boxed set.

Scare Sarah

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Straight On Till Morning

August 3rd, 2010

Plain, innocent Brenda is bored with her life and decides to head off to London to get herself pregnant!  She soon gets a job in a shop and through a tragic sequence of events she crosses paths with hansom Peter.  Thinking he could be her prince charming with his blonde hair and cherub-like features, but we the viewer know better.  We get to see what he is capable of from the offset.  You see, Peter likes to play games.

She confesses to him her intentions of having a baby and seeing her naivety, he agrees to help.  He does have certain conditions though, she must move in, cook and clean for him and change her name to Wendy.  He is able to control his murderous ways around her because she isn’t beautiful. Fine for her until she tries to pretty herself up a bit.  Personally I think she looks more like a man in drag but no matter

Lulled in to a false sense of security with the cheerful music, we are privy to Peter’s inner thoughts as all background noise falls silent.

It’s a real treat to see late 1970’s London in this way; bright, colourful and vibrant, still fresh from psychedelia.  And it’s one of the first Hammer films to move away from their traditional signature.

Straight on till Morning is one of those films that manages to sneak up on you.  You think you know what you’re getting; a fun scary romp with a psychotic.  Then what happens is you’re forced in to the mind of the killer and are made to take on his conscience, his guilt.  One to see before you die, for sure.  You think you know Hammer?  Well you don’t!

You’ll find this film in the Ultimate Hammer Collection box set.

Scare Sarah

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Lips Tattoo-The Interview!

May 24th, 2010

HorrorMovieEmpire.com is continuing the horror artist interviews!  This time we talked with Rachel who runs Lips Tattoo Designs and has a DIY story anyone who does business on etsy NEEDS to read!

First off, tell everyone who doesn’t know about the hot topic situation and what it’s about

Arrrgh! Well my Twitter friends let me know that they saw a design which they thought was mine in their local Hot Topic store, and I pretty much just dismissed it to start with just because there is so much horror themed jewelery around at the moment I thought that it might be a coincidence. I then headed on over to HT and typed in Zombie necklace and sure enough there was my exact Zombie charm necklace with skulls sitting there, under-cutting me proudly on their bullshit site. So after finding out that yes it was in fact a carbon copy of a necklace I’ve been making for two years, I started a mass twitter RT onslaught to Hot Topic.

So Hot Topic rips your stuff, and it’d be hard to believe that they just picked 1 person to do it.  have other people come forward to help you or said that they got they’re stuff ripped too?

Oh god LOADS! Seriously I got 7 emails through etsy saying that they had their designs stolen, a few etsy dark siders have also contacted me in support and to share their experience, it’s unbelievable the gall these people have. I guess I’m kinda fortunate because of the sheer amount of messages my supporters have sent to HT (over a 1000 now! and rising) they had to approach me to sort it out, and they then took down the necklace first from the UK online store and then the USA store, I’m sure it’s still in the psychical stores though. I’ve also found MANY blogs that share the designs that have been ripped off by larger stores, PaperChase, American Apparel & Claires accessories too. Fucking disgusting! I have been told that HT actually encourage their designers to trawl through etsy and take designs. But yes, don’t take it lying down, I’m just constantly bombarding them with tweets, emails and blog links to show that diy’ers and Etsy sellers just won’t take it. Even if we haven’t paid to copyright our designs we still have intellectual rights.

In a way it’s gotta be kind of flattering that people want to steal your shit…but also piss you off when it happens!

I’m not so sure, I mean maybe in the case of other diy’ers when they do it, but with a compay such as Hot Topic who must have looked through all my designs to have found the zombie charm necklace, not so much. That necklace isn’t the most complicated but it’s the most on trend, it must be very easy for them to produce, it’s more about ease and financial gain rather than trying to emulate something they think is pretty or attractive.

So is it anywhere close to being ‘resolved’ have they been in contact with you or apologized or anything like that?

Well like I said the necklace has been removed from the HT websites, but I don’t know for how long. I was in touch with Lulu Williams from their legal department who in turn then put me in touch with the ‘Vendor’ e.g. the guy who found my design, brought it and then sold it on to HT as a sample, Jack Harrari at Papillon accessories but they fobbed me off with a load of crap and I’ve not heard from them since.

Do you have your own site or just use etsy?

I currently only use Etsy and Myspace for my sales, just because they are both free, keep the overheads down and all that.

How long have you been creating your own stuff?

Well Lipstattoo has existed since 2002 but back then I used to just design flyers and tattoo for people but I just never made that much cash so I decided to branch out and make accessories, bags and clothing. I’m always trying out new materials for my products and i’m hoping to work with poly clay a bit more. I’ve also been approached to make some original necklace designs for a tattoo shop here in the UK to sell which is an exciting prospect. But just for myself I want to expand the gory homewares range I have started and just get a bunch more stock in my store for the guys. I have a bunch of beater vests which I’d like to make ‘battle damaged’ so dirty, bloody and full of holes, much like John Maclane’s ends up in Die hard lol also more bandanas, keychains, pins and I’m gonna look in to making gauges for ears.

Do you have any inspirational artists you look up to or anyone that’s influenced your work at all?

I’m a MASSIVE Coop fan, adore Basil Gogos and I love the work of Roman Dirge and Vince Ray but my all time favorite artist is Eric Pigors aka Unkle Pigors of Toxic Toons fame. I think the latter has a big influence on my work. I like slimey and creepy art and it’s definately something I aspire to in my work than the very tidy lines that Coop and Vince Ray use.

I think I know this one but if you could do a collaboration with any of them but you only got to choose one who would it be?

Hehe, am I that obvious? Well it would be Unkle pigors, I think both our styles would mesh well =)

Is there any plans to one day go on your own and away from etsy, etc.?

I’m really not sure, the support you get from fellow Etsy sellers is critical and a big catalyst for many of my sales, the forums are also important as is Etsy’s dark side, so I think i’ll just stick where I am at the moment. It’s a very big and yet close community. I have no problem recommending some other artist to a customer if I don’t think I can carry out what they have requested. I also shop with other sellers too and have bought some amazing goodies from some very talented people.

Favorite band?

Awww man just one? I can’t, I love The Death Riders (Blasko’s band) Scum of the earth, Ghoultown, RevCo and anything horror/surf/psychobilly.

For whatever reasons have you ever just said to yourself ‘this diy shit ain’t worth it i’m gonna get an office job?’

Yeah, well the reason I don’t work in an office or a shop is because I’m trying to get my Bi-Polar under control. I don’t think I could cope in that environment just yet. So my art is not only my income but also my therapy so when little idiots like HT screw me over it doesn’t just affect my sales it affects my health too.

Favorite movie of all time?

Surprisingly I’ll probably have to say Pulp Fiction. It got me in to loving movies as much as I do now. Everything about that film is right in my eyes, from the costumes to the soundtrack. I want to be Miss Mia Wallace lol!

Any pet projects in the works besides the etsy stuff??

Well I conduct interviews and write reviews for www.horror-extreme.com, I have my own blog ( which is currently undergoing a refurb) and I do the occasinal film review for www.geekplanetonline.co.uk. I’ll also be writing a monthly feature on www.buyzombie.com about zombie shopping in the UK. Damn i’m busy lol.

What’s your take on remakes??  hate them, love them, or necessary evil to keep the horror genre alive until someone comes up with something good?

My view is that they have ALWAYS been and always will be about. The Fly, The Thing even Frankenstein was a take on The Golem to complain about them without giving them a chase is very blinkered, but saying that there has been some awful shit that didn’t need to be remade. Those films I just mentioned have been improved because of the tech that has advanced through the years. I saw the NOES remake and it hurt my soul, plus I think the future of decent horror lies in indy film makers hands not Hollywood.

Anything you want to say or promote or talk about?

Hmmmm well I’m part of the Undead Bazaar which is by the company www.zombieandstoys.com promoting all artist involved with zombies and is running through the whole month of may, my interview and feature hasn’t come up yet so keep and eye out on twitter!

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An Interview With……DEATH

May 12th, 2010

Recently HorrorMovieEmpire got the chance to sit down with a REAL artist (no really!).  A lady that creates all kinds of horror artwork from Herman Munster paintings to zombie virgin Mary statues to tattoo-inspired work and all kinds of other things.  Her name is Vicki Death and she’s here for one thing…..to steal the souls of the living!

If you could resurrect ANY horror actor/actress and live with them for the rest of your life, who and why?

Holy crap… Thats a tough question. Hmmm. Probably Lugosi. Why? Because you can’t get much more awesome than Lugosi… In my opinion anyway. But seriously, he’s one of my all time favourite horror actors. I love all the depth and passion he poured into his acting. You just don’t get people like that anymore.

What gives Vicki Death nightmares?

Very few things give me nightmares… But I did have one horrific nightmare about being locked in a small room, and someone started pouring all these frogs through a little slot in the door. I woke up in a cold sweat and had to check the room to make sure there where no frogs… Yes, Death fears frogs!

Munsters or Aadams family?

Munsters… Simple as!

Who is/was the biggest influence on your artwork?

I don’t think I have one particular person or thing thats a big influence on my art. It’s more a concoction of my interests in Horror, Tattoos, the weird and the wonderful. There are some artists I look up to, and think highly of their work. But I think my biggest influences are the things that surround me.

Who do you look up to?

A variety of artists, tattoo artists such as Allan Graves, Dan Smith and Phil Kyle. Then the more ‘lowbrow’ style artists such as Johnny Ace & Kali Verra, Vince Ray, David Vicente and KRNPX

Oh, and not fogetting the awesome Basil Gogos.. Of course!

If you weren’t an artist or ever stop doing artwork what would you be doing with your life?

Damn, I can’t imagine not creating art! It’s about the only thing I truly enjoy. But, for arguments sake, if I had no choice but to give up the art i’d probably choose to work with animals. I wanted to be a vet when I was a little kid, so i’d probably go back to that idea :)

What’s your favorite drink, either regular or alcoholic?

My favourite non-alcoholic drinks are Tea and Dr.Pepper. My fave alcoholic drink is Jack Daniels mixed with either Dr.Pepper or Dandilion & Burdock. Although, recently I have become fond of German beer. Germans do make some awesome beer!

Greatest horror movie of all time?  maybe not your favorite but the all time best??

Another tough question. I’m going to go for Evil Dead II though. That film has everything you could want! Horror, comedy, gore, action and Bruce Campbell!

vampires or Werewolves???

Vampires… They don’t smell as bad, plus i’ve never seen an attractive werewolf to date!

Should Halloween be a national holiday??  either in the UK or U.S.?

Halloween should be an International holiday! It’s about time it gets the recognition it deserves!

What pisses you off most about other artists?

No matter what day and age it is, you’ll always get artists who forget what art is really about… And thats having fun. Far too many artists these days are TOO serious about their work, they only do it for the money, not for the fun and satisfaction I seem to gain from it. Relax and enjoy the art! If you go into art thinking you’re going to make big bucks, then you’re in the wrong business!

Favorite horror-themed band?

Deffinatly Calabrese… They truly are the Worlds Greatest Horror Rock Band!

What’s your favorite subject to paint/do artwork of and your least favorite?

My favorite subject seems to change, I go through phases of wanting draw a particular subject over and over again, then it’ll change. At the moment I seem to be in some sort of Zombie mode. They’re so fun to paint, and you can draw them in a million different ways. As for least favorite, i’ll have to go for Tribal tattoos. I’ve been asked in the past to design them, and hated every minute of it! I just find it dull. All it is is lines and fill. Theres no meaning to it, and in my opinion, it looks a little tacky. It’s just dull to draw. I need to draw things that have something to say, one way or another

I asked about nightmares earlier, what’s a Vicki Death dream?

A Vicki Death dream contains attractive men fanning me with palm leaves, serving me beer and cigarettes! Haha, I kid, a dream consists of doing well in my art, i’d like to release a book some day with a bunch of my artwork in it. That’d be pretty rad I think!

Are you a fan of remakes, hate them, or indifferent?

Usually I dislike them. There might be one or two remakes out there that I think are ok, but in my opinion, nothing beats the original

Ever interested in making your own horror movie?

I have thought about it in the past, but I think it’d suck. I’d have no clue where to start, I did dabble in movie making ever so slightly when I was in University. Wasn’t anything great though. Perhaps if I had the time, money, knowledge and a decent/original story line, then it’d be cool to do.

Favorite horror magazine?

I don’t read a great deal of horror magazines, mainly for the reason that the UK horror mags suck, and the American ones are hard to come by over here, and when you do manage to get your mitts on them, they cost a fortune!

Ok, it’s 2am, you are throwing the biggest bash in history.  Everyone is mad and wants to watch a great horror movie, what do you put on???

A nice dose of Texas Chainsaw Massacre would do. It’s a film with many memories for me, a fond fave, and I never get sick of watching that it! Watching a crazed man chasing people with a chainsaw whilst wearing a mask of human skin is the way to go when the beers at full flow!

Nice choice!  I think that would work!  What would you do if Leatherface came after you?

Poke him in the eye, then run like theres no tomorrow!

What’s the best compliment you can get on your art?

Man, someone just saying my art is ‘ok’ is a compliment in my book!  Just someone taking their time out to look at my art is a compliment. But the biggest compliment is when someone purchases my art. You can’t get a bigger compliment than that!

I think I know the answer to this but if someone told you you’d never make another dime off of your art, would you still do it?

Of course i’d still do it! I have tried to give up the art before, but it wasn’t long until the urge to pick up the pencil and sketch book kicked back in. I think it’s about the only thing that keeps me ’sane’. I don’t do my art for money, I do it for the passion. Withou passion, there is no art.

Wow, a true artist!  who knew!!!

Do you watch internet porn??

Can’t say I do… Sorry to dissapoint the audience reading this.

Any particular horror director you fancy? Their work AND their looks

Haha, if it’s the work AND looks, then none

Ok just work

If it’s just the work, then i’m saying Fulci, Argento, Landis & Hooper

What music do you listen to while working on your art?

I listen to a variety. Usually whacking the music player onto ‘random play all’ does the trick. The music styles usually consist of horrorpunk/rock, Psychobilly, Rockabilly, 1950’s/60’s R’n'R, Punk, Metal and some other things sprinkled in here and there.

Lady Gaga??

Lord no! Death has taste!

You can buy Vicki Death’s artwork on Etsy HERE


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THE STUFF

March 18th, 2010

1985 A Larco Production

    The Stuff is an addictive desert that is taking the country by storm. That is until little Jason (Scott Bloom), and a group of ‘good guys’, discover that it has a life of its own. Will they stop the production of this white and gooey evil substance before it takes over the entire country?

    No matter how much I try to like this film I just can’t. Just because it was made in the 1980’s doesn’t make it good, and the cheese factor in this is just so damn high that it stinks like cheddar that has been left out for a month. It’s a damn shame because I really do like the premise of it.

    The Stuff is written by Larry Cohen and while I find the idea behind the movie to be pretty original the screenplay definitely has some issues. For instance, why wouldn’t anybody know where The Stuff comes from. I mean it wouldn’t take that much of an effort to find that out would it? I realise I’m being rather logical but that really bothered me. Also, wouldn’t have a lot of other people besides Jason notice that The Stuff is alive? If it’s moving about in his fridge shouldn’t it being doing the boogie in others as well? One thing that I do notice while watching ths is that The Stuff can be either frozen, refrigerated or simply put up on a shelf, so I give Cohen some credit for thinking up such a very versatile desert. The final part of the film that features Colonel Spears (Paul Sorvino) really makes little sense at all since he is living in a ‘csatle’ surrounded by his troops. I had no idea that feudalism was alive and well in this country, why didn’t anybody tell me? It’s like Cohen didn’t know what direction to take this film into and attempted to add some 1950’s sci-fi movie camp.

    Larry Cohen is also in the directors chair and I have got to say that some of the worst ‘blue screen’ effects I have ever seen are in this film. When we are shown where The Stuff actually comes from it is really obvious that what we are being shown is some bubbling yogurt superimposed inside a rock quarry. I don’t expect this film to have high quality effects but as least they could have tried a little harder or something. When The Stuff explodes out of people it’s kind of cool, but then again you have some really fake looking models being used. Then there is the whole problem of how the film is cut. One moment we are being shown a room full of The Stuff and the next somebody is suddenly being attacked by their own dog. There are many more cuts that really make no sense whatsoever that are sure to astound and confuse the hell out of you.

    The major problem in this is the acting. It can be quite abysmal as is the case with Michael Moriarty who plays industrial spy Mo Rutherford. He used to star in Law And Order and used to have the reputation of being a total drunk so that may be what is happening in this film. He seems to be saying his lines without any feeling and kind of stumbles through the film not so much acting as just being on the screen. I have a feeling he was broke when offered this and didn’t even consider trying to act in it. Paul Sorvino is actually a good actor so I don’t know what the heck he is doing in this film. He was on Law And Order around the same time as Moriarty so maybe there is some sort of Law And Order conspiracy going on that I have yet to discover.

    If you like bad 80’s horror flicks then The Stuff will be right up you’re alley, but if you don’t then Bloofer Lady suggests staying away from this.

Bloofer Lady
Horror Crypt

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Interview: Bianca Barnett

March 15th, 2010

    Bianca Barnett is a talented actress who has starred in such horror films as Albino Farm. She has been gracious enough to answer a few questions, so read on to meet a very interesting woman!

    Where did you grow up and were you introduced to the horror genre as a child? If so, can you remember how?

    I grew up in Garland, which is a suburb of Dallas, Texas. I’ve heard King of the Hill’s Arlen was based on Garland, and that’s really what it was like being raised there. So, being the weirdo that I am, I felt like I did not belong there at all. At all!

    My father had a company called Lunar Models, which specialized in sci-fi and horror model kits. I had the opportunity to meet people in the film industry when I was very young and that had an impact on me. I became mesmerized by special effects and movie magic. I really wanted to be a part of that amazing, fantasy world.

    As for horror, I was always interested in it, though it scared me to pieces. Some of the first movies I remember seeing were The Howling and The Shining… and the first film I rented as a kid was The Lost Boys. The people at Blockbuster made me go get my mom, and she asked me, “Are you SURE you want to watch this?” Ha! After that, I rented every horror movie that our local Blockbuster had… I mean EVERY one they had!

    Have you always wanted to be an actress?

    I knew that I wanted to do something in the entertainment industry. Initially, I began working as a runway model as a young teen because I was tall. New Year’s Day of 2000, I was in New Orleans and asked a psychic which career path she felt was best for me. She said not modeling because I had too much to say. She was correct; I do have a big mouth! I still model for photo shoots because I love it, but I want to focus on acting because it is more challenging and rewarding.

    What caused you to move to Los Angeles?

    I wanted to pursue a career in film, and Hollywood was the place to do it. At the time, I wanted to be an independent filmmaker so I could star in my own productions. I quickly realized that I was better suited as an actress because that is where my true passion lies. I would not mind producing films one day when I am more financially capable.

    Did you have to audition for the character of Pig Bitch in Albino Farm or was it offered to you?

    Oh, I had to audition for the part! Jason Barnett, who headed the special fx makeup for the film, did a screen test of me in the makeup for the director and producers. The transformation blew them away and I was given my first real film role!


    How long did it take for the prosthetics and make-up to be applied to you each day and what was that experience like?

    The most difficult part for me was the life cast made of my head. I am claustrophobic, so I had a panicked feeling when I was unable to move or breathe through my mouth.

    Did you have a lot of fun playing her?

    Yes, when I was on set, I was having so much fun running around and freaking people out. The most exhilarating part was doing my own stunts and having a choreographed fight scene. I definitely want to transition into action films in the near future.

    What have your experiences been like being a woman involved in the horror genre?

    I haven’t had any negative experiences, really, but I have turned some people off because I am very firm about my limits and my rates. I feel it is important for everyone, male or female, to stand up for yourself and only do what you are comfortable doing. So many people have written me saying their movie is going to be the next this or that, and tried to con their way into my pants. It is such bullshit and I let them know it! From this year on, I am only working on projects with people I trust and that pay me what I deserve. I am the creator of my own destiny!!! (I better not get struck by lightning for that.)

    Are there any other movie genres that you would love to work in?

    Definitely- I would love to do action films, drama, and comedies, but it would have to be something very well written and a bit sarcastic. Okay, that is not true because I’m a total ham and goofball, so it could be something zany. I will always work in horror films, though, as they are my first love!

     Do you have anything in the works right now?

    Yes, I have a cameo in Michael Colburn’s “The Toy Box” which is based on John Glatt’s Cries in the Desert. It’s a true story based on actual accounts of an American serial killer, so it is my first step into a serious role. I am so honored that Michael wants to work with me because this project is quite personal to him.

    I have another cool role coming up that is a little bit horror with some kick ass action! I can’t wait to talk about that one, but I can’t say anything just yet. Keep checking my website for updates soon.

    Is there anything that you would like to add?

    Yes, please feel free to visit me as I am always looking to network and meet new friends – http://www.BiancaBarnett.com  http://www.myspace.com/bianca-barnett  http://www.facebook.com/bianca.a.barnett http://www.twitter.com/biancabarnett

    What scares you?

    So many things, but dying before I have the chance to accomplish everything I want to accomplish is probably my biggest fear right now. That being said, I hope you all enjoy what I do and want to see me in more films in the future!

Bloofer Lady
Horror Crypt

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DO YOU LIKE HITCHCOCK?

March 11th, 2010

    Film student Giulio (Elio Germano) becomes suspicious of his beautiful neighbor Sasha (Elisabetta Roccetti) of being involved in her mother’s death when he realizes how closely the whole situation resembles the plot of the Hitchcock film Strangers On A Train, and his curiosity may be the death of him.

    This isn’t Dario Argento’s worst film but it isn’t his best either. In fact it’s not even a film it’s a made for TV movie.There are definitely problems with the screenplay as to why certain characters behave the way they do since it can defy all logic at times and certain parts of the film, such as the very beginning, really make no sense at all. You can figure out pretty early on who is the murderer so there really is no surprise at the end despite Argento trying to make us take a different path. So, if you are looking fo a mystery in which you can’t guess the ending at all then this probably won’t be the film for you to watch.

    Dario Argento and Franco Ferrini, who have collaborated many times before in such films as The Church and Opera, direct this. Unlike those two films though this one falls a bit flat in the originality department. it’s quite obvious that this film is a tribute to Hitchcock and it contains elements from Strangers On A Train, Dial M For Murder and Rear Window. Some of those elements though made the lead character Giulio seem kind of creepy. Not only does he spy on his neighbors with binoculars he likes to stare at his half naked female neighbors quite diligently. Do Italian women like to parade half naked in front of their open windows or is this just something that happens in this movie? Anyway, instead of Giulio being sympathetic he really comes across as a stalker because he is spying on and following about the two women who he suspects of the mother’s murder. The other main problem I have with this film is that certain actions of the characters don’t make sense at all. Arianna (Cristina Brondo) puts her life in danger in order to catch the murderess in the act? I realise that it’s a homage to Grace Kelly in Rear Window, but I don’t think the Kelly’s character in that film would have done something so stupid. Then there is the whole first scene. I understand that it connects Giulio’s present behaviour to that of when he was a child, but what he witnesses makes no damn sense! After watching Mother Of Tears, and seeing Argento’s portrayal of witches in that film, I’m guessing that’s what the women he see’s slaughtering a chicken are supposed to be. Who the hell knows though!

    Do You like Hitchcock is of course directed by Dario Argento and while it is not in the style of his best films it looks perfectly acceptable. I sense from watching this though that Argento’s directorial style has become more and more lazy throughout the years, so if you are looking for something totally original when it comes to that in this film you aren’t going to see it. For some reason he has a real fixation on door locks in this. I mean seriously, he shows us closeups of lock mechanisms locking and unlocking several times. I think the best filmed scene in this is when Giulio is making a quick getaway from being caught spying on some people and he stumbles about with his scooter in the rain. Even though it looks really nice, with all the rain and thunder, just the fact that he is trying to start his scooter while dragging his broken leg behind him is kind of funny I’ll admit. It might have to do with the dubbing though because the moans and groans sound really fake and almost sexual. I also like that the building where the murder occurs has an outside staircase that it surrounded bya glass structure. Seeing various characters go up and down them is kind of voyeuristic. Since there is only one murder, and another death, in this film it really doesn’t have that much blood and guts in it.

    Elio Germano is okay as Giulio but I feel that his performance can be a bit over dramatic at times, especially when the character interacts with the mother played by Elena Maria Bellini. My goodness is that woman annoying! If I had a mother like that I would move to the other side of the country and lose her phone number! There is no way in hell that an actress could think that such over reaction type acting can be a good thing so I am partially blaming Argento for this performance. I think he wants her to act like a loving mother but she comes across like a smothering ‘helicopter’ type parent. Then there is Giulio’s girlfriend, Arianna (Cristina Brondo), who is also annoying as all hell. Do you see a pattern here? Almost every single character in this film is annoying and the actors pretty much all overact except for Chiara Conti who plays Federica. I really like her because she plays the role calmly and more believably, which actually makes you feel quite sorry for her and the awful situation she finds herself in.

    If you love Argento’s earlier films you’ll be disappointed by this, but on the other hand if you think that The Card Player and Mother Of Tears are awful then you’ll probably like this. Bloofer Lady thinks it’s okay but is still disappointed that Argento has become complacent with just being average.

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30 Days of Night

March 9th, 2010

It’s a proven fact that I hate anything and everything having to do with the snow. So pretty much any horror movie set in a cold environment becomes about 10 times more frightening to me (No I still haven’t seen Frozen). So why anyone would want to live in a barren snow village and stay there for the 30 days out of the year that the sun doesn’t rise is beyond me. Although, having made it my civil duty to watch movies and tell you exactly how I feel about them, I bucked up, put on a coat and settled in for a viewing of 30 Days of Night. You can thank and commend me later.

Based on the comic book series or graphic novel as the kids call them, 30 Days of Night is about the town of Barrow Alaska, which readies itself every year for it’s annual “30 Days of Night” in which the sun is absent for an entire month. If you were thinking gee that would be the perfect time for a pack of wild vampires to strike, you would be right! It’s not long before strange things start to happen, cell phones are destroyed, sled dogs slaughtered, and human heads are skewered on sticks! The sheriff in town Eben Oleson (Josh Hartnett) and his fire marshal wife Stella (Melissa George) whom he is separated from, band together with the rest of the town in hopes of escaping a brutal clan of other worldly vampires. Will they be able to survive for a month? Or will they all fall victim to those scary toothed gross vampires?

First off- the atmosphere in this movie is pretty incredible. If you want cold and hopeless darkness, this movie delivers 100%. It even feels like the pages of a comic book in some regards. The snow and the very idea that these people are cut off from civilization for the next month is excruciating, whether you despise the cold or not. You can literally just feel the cold and the fear, which I believe is the film’s biggest strength.

The vampires are pretty terrifying. I remember when this trailer first came out and I would cringe in fear when that one bald vampire would say “No God.” and shake his head and look at the woman with this black button, lifeless, doll eyes. Dare I say that trailer was a bit scarier than that actual part- but regardless these vampires are pretty horrifying. It’s certainly a trip back to the lovely days of Nosferatu, where vampires were dead, disgusting, and loving it. They weren’t these magically suave heart breakers with an appetite for sex and blood. They were just gross and scary. Period. I loved the black eyes, the unconventional teeth (absent are the typical enlarged fangs) and even the different language they spoke. Sure it’s a little Middle Earth, but it still presents the vampires as completely foreign entities and like I said, other worldly demons.

One sort of downside with the vampires was that they made their presence known a bit too fast. I would have liked to see them not reveal themselves so suddenly, and all in one pack. It’d be nice to have them be a bit illustrious, or hidden- that way their final reveal would be all the more terrifying. I suppose people just love jumping the gun though.

Another downside would be that the movie kind of starts to drag at some point. We find our main characters huddled up inside an attic and hiding from the vampires, but from there where can we really go? We wait diligently to see each survivor picked off in some way shape or form- but it is vital to the suspense of the film, or just killing time until the ultimate show down at the end?

Speaking of showdowns, the ending is pretty surprising….and also partially stupid. I’m not sure I entirely agree with the drastic measures that are taken, nor do I think that it was necessary (there had to have been an easier way) but I suppose it was somewhat exciting. The ending gives you heart break, and the movie fills you with fear and bitter coldness. All in all, a pretty solid addition into the vampire legacy, that I was pleasantly surprised to see. Sure the vampires sort of lose their scary appeal halfway through, but the characters are somewhat likable, and the carnage is lovely. My only major beef is that the dogs get killed! Waaah! Oh and a Granny who likes smoking pot. Waaaah!

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Andre Dumas

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