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HOUSE OF MORTAL SIN (AKA THE CONFESSIONAL)

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

1976 Pete Walker Production

    Jenny (Susan Penhaligon) goes to a Catholic church to look for Father Bernard (Norman Eshley), an old friend she had just been reunited with. While there she goes to the confessional where insane priest Father Xavier (Anthony Sharp) becomes obsessed with her and a whole series of events lead to a ghastly end.

    The House Of Mortal Sin is a really strange film, but I like it. There is nothing like seeing a Catholic priest going about doing insane things, let me tell you! Some of the actions of the characters don’t make much sense and some of the direction is weak, but it is a good time. As with other Pete Walker films it is shocking on purpose and strives to disturb the viewer.

    The screenplay for this film is by Pete Walker and David McGillivray who also collaborated on the films House Of Whipcord and Frightmare, so if you have seen either of those two movies you pretty much know what you are in for. I really do like the idea of a mad priest being a total fanatical maniac, but if he has been this way long before this film even takes place then why hadn’t he been thrown in a mental institution by then? I guess you can get away with a lot of things if you are part of the Catholic Church, right? The reason why Father Xavier becomes obsessed with Jenny and his actions at the very end of the film don’t really make much sense to me. What he tells his housekeeper Miss Brabazon (Sheila Keith) during this pivotal point is either a total lie or he goes even more nuts than he is already. Considering how mad he is in the first place I don’t know how the character goes about without drooling and laughing maniacally. The way that people are killed in this film are pretty funny, I mean how many times to you get to see somebody get murdered by a swinging incense burner, or by a poisoned communion wafer? I’m really suprsied that Walker and McGillivray didn’t get a lot of flack for all of the anti-Catholic sentment in this film, because it’s kind of easy to tell that they were sort of aiming for that.

    Of course, Pete Walker directed this and as usual there are some useless closeups and some cuts that make no sense. I think that is part of the charm of his films though, because they are usually not entirely badly made so the flaws can be cancelled out by something else. In this case I think the death scenes are probably the best filmed. He really focuses on the character’s face while they are dying which could turn into a comical type of thing but it doesn’t. Okay, being chocked by a string of rosary beads is kind of funny in a macabre way, but the look on the victim’s face is actually quite disturbing and blood trickles from the corner of their mouth. This makes me wonder if you can actually do that, because wouldn’t the beads themselves break? Then there is a scene in which a character has boiling coffee thrown into their face and blood flows from between their fingers as they cover themselves in pain. I have been wondering if the blood is coming from the eyes or nose, but no matter it looks quite gruesome!

    Father Xavier is played quite deftly by Anthony Sharp who may look familiar because he was in a ton of BBC productions. He actually makes the character kind of sympathetic through the way he plays him, and it really creeps me out how lecherous he is. Sharp may look like some sort of typical English country gentleman but he plays the sexually repressed preist rather well! Both Stephanie Beacham and Susan Penhaligon who play sisters Vanessa and Jenny seem a little weak but I think it’s because of the way their characters are written. Beacham is usually pretty good in the horror films she has been in so I am just going to consider her whole part in this a fluke. I don’t think she really knew whether to play the character seriously or more hip. Lastly I would like to mention Sheila Keith’s turn as Miss Brabazon. No matter what part this woman plays she freaks the crap out of me. I don’t know whether it’s because of her physical appearance or her gestures or what, but she always creeps me out. That’s a very good thing!

    If you like English horror films this one is worth watching and it may even cause you to watch even more Pete Walker films. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

You can buy House Of Mortal Sin at Horror Movie Empire.

Bloofer Lady
Horror Crypt

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

Monday, January 18th, 2010

In late September 2009, the fans of Rob Zombie could finally rejoice. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto was released at last after 3 or so years of anticipation. As someone who is not a fan of Rob Zombie, and actually sort of despises him- I can’t entirely relate to the RZ craze and mania. I can tell however that fans will most likely love The Haunted World of El Superbeasto due to it’s extreme nature of combining gore, boobs, and raunchy language. Add in a few of Zombie’s reoccurring characters like those of the FireFly family- and you’ve got a recipe for grotesque success.

El Superbeasto is based on the comics by Zombie of the same name. The film follows our “hero” El Superbeasto- an ex luchador, porn director, porn actor and all around bad human being- as he tries to rescue his latest erection inducing lady- Velvet Von Black (Rosario Dawson) from Dr. Satan(Paul Giamatti). I know what you’re thinking- but don’t get too excited because this is not our friendly neighborhood Dr. Satan from House of 1000 Corpses. Superbeasto enlists the help of his whorish sister Suzi-X (voiced by the always annoying Sheri Moon Zombie) to rescue the dirty stripper and claim her for his own.

El Superbeasto is set in a mythical land of monsters- filled with dozens of horror movie references. All of the references started reminding me of Diablo Cody’s screenwriting capabilities- as popular reference upon reference quickly becomes tiring and at some point they start making no sense. There were in fact a few times when I had to grab my “Stripper Dictionary” to look up the after effects of sleeping with a Portuguese stripper. While we are on the subject, the writing- jokes and humor wise, are tired and bogged down by profanity and less than stellar voice talents. Nothing stood out as hilarious to me, and it felt more like I was watching an X-Rated children’s show on Nickelodeon where I understood nothing, the least of which why it makes children laugh.

While that assessment may sound brutal and Ex-Zombie biased- even the most hardcore of Zombie’s fans can’t deny the awful power that Sheri Moon Zombie has to ruin a movie. It is my personal belief, that Rob Zombie only made El Superbeasto so people would stop nagging him about never showing his wife’s boobs in his movies. A likely theory as Suzi-X – and every woman in the movie are topless most of the time- and their nipples are color coordinated-hooray!

No I don’t have a problem with cartoon nudity- but I do have a problem with Rob Zombie always casting the same people in all of his movies. Where’s the spice Robert? Even Quentin Tarantino spices things up from time to time- heck, even Judd Apatow makes sure to sub Will Ferell in and out to keep things fresh!

The bottom line here is that Rob Zombie does prove he can do something other than crappy horror movies. He now has the power to do a strictly adult based cartoon movie which to me is equally crappy- but for the fans out there probably worth the wait they endured. I will say that the animation is great, the gore pretty great- and the boobs and sex- fantastic for anyone under the age of 30 who has never had sex.

While the story line seems to fizzle out- and we soon realize that maybe the movie should have been called the haunted world of el Suzi-x– there is no denying the power that Rob Zombie has to shock and revolt his viewers. Non- Zombie lovers will most likely dig the songs by Hard & Phirm but be less than thrilled everywhere else- and Zombie lovers will just plain dig it.

Buy it at Horror Movie Empire

Andre Dumas

The Horror Digest